Cinco De Mayo? Who Gives A Fuck.

Seriously, who fucking cares about Cinco De Mayo? I mean I guess Mexicans should care, but why are white Americans so obsessed with it? Easy. Another excuse to drink and party, wooooooo! woooooo! If one more person asks me what I'm doing for Cinco De Mayo, I'm going to punch them in their retarded face. Oh and while we're at it, fuck St. Patrick's Day too. I DON'T FUCKING CARE. If I want to party, I can do it any day I want, I don't need some other culture's holiday to give me a reason.