New Anal Cunt Songtitles

Seth Putnam Returns With A Brand New Anal Cunt LP - Something To Offend Everyone Here:

Buy This CD So I Can Pay My Medical Bills
You're Not Crust, You're Just A Dirty Spic
Miscarriages Are God's Way of Telling You That You're A Failure
Theme From Charles In Charge
You Go To A Community College
If You Didn't Want To Be Raped, You Shouldn't of Been Born A Woman
I Laughed Because Your Son Is In A Wheelchair
I Went Back In Time And Voted For George W. Bush
You Have A Goatee
Cutting In Front of God Forbid In The Welfare Line
The Pedophile Wasn't The Biggest Fag In Decrepit Birth
Stealing Shawn Whitaker's Coke
You're A School Crossing Guard
You Read Conspiracy Theories On The Internet Because You Have No Life
Even We Have Better Customer Service Than Neurotic Records
You Look Like You Get Financial Aid
Earth Crisis Are Only Straight Edge Because You Can't Suck Cock And Do Coke At The Same Time
I Told You I Put You On The Guest List, But I Lied
You Look Pro-Life
This CD Installed Spyware On Your Computer
I Posted A Video of Me Running Over Your Dog On YouTube
You Collect Food Stamps
I Edited Your Band's Wikipedia Page To Say That You're All Gay
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I Hit Your Wife For You Because You Were Too Much of A Pussy To Put Her In Her Place
The Kitchen: Get In It
You Look Like You Take Public Transportation
I Had Your Grandmother Deported Because You Parked In My Driveway
Your Husband Is A Garbage Man
I Didn't Accept Your Friend Request On MySpace Because You're A Jew
God Hates Fags
Mandatory Abortions For Scene Kids
Laughing While I Cross Your Picket Line
You Have A Xanga
You Drive A Bus
Anyone Who Votes For Hilary Clinton Is A Faggot
I Hacked Your Facebook And Sent Your Nudes To Everyone In Your Class
Decapitated Should've Flipped Their Van Before They Recorded Organic Hallucinosis
I Put Up The Bail Money For The Guy Who Raped You So That He Could Rape You Again
I Hit You Because I Love You
You Joined The National Guard, But You Were Sent To Iraq
Tipping Off The Authorities About OiNK
Impetigo Reunited? Yeah, No One Cared
Psychical Therapy To Learn How To Walk Again Is Gay
Job For A Talentless Faggot
No One Listens To Anal Blast
I Jerked Off To Your Baby Pictures
Punching The Ugly Cunt From Arch Enemy In The Face Backstage
You Watch The View To Reinforce Your Own Stupid Opinions
You're Only A Promoter So Your Shitty Band Can Get On Shows
Willowtip Is Afraid To Sign Us
Picnic of Love Was Sarcastic, I Really Think You're A Worthless Cunt
Roseanne Barr
I'm Voting For John McCain Because He Doesn't Like Gooks
Look Back And Laugh At Sexist Jokes
I Was Going To Do An Interview For Lambgoat, But They Tried To Grab My Dick
You Look Like You Get Paid Minimum Wage
If I Cared About An At The Gates Reunion, I'd Be A Faggot
Even Though I Agree With The Majority of Your Political Stances, You're Still A Fucking Nigger
I Bought Schindler's List On Blu-Ray So I Could Watch The Jews Be Tortured In High Definition
I Came Inside Your Wife 10 Minutes Before You Went Down On Her
I Know Your Band Sucks Because You Signed To Ferret
You Wear A Youth Medium, Even Though You're A Large
Your Girlfriend Listens To Devourment Because She's Fat And Realizes She's Ugly
You're Tighter Than Your Daughter
Woman Is The Nigger of the World (bonus cover)